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16 December 2029 @ 09:28 am

I'm not picky about who I add- some of my journal is 'friends only' just to avoid anyone I know offline reading something I wouldn't want them to see. Leave a comment or just go ahead and add me :)
06 May 2011 @ 02:43 pm
I miss lj.

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16 September 2010 @ 03:04 pm
Last night I went to the usual hangout (bar for people with disabilities) with my neighbour (who has mild learning difficulties) and after the usual process of publicly embarrassing me, she started embarrassing another of her friends. They had been watching a film together- The Other Boleyn Girl in which, allegedly "they do it doggy style". The confusion arose over whether you actually get pregnant from this? The guy didn't think so and had asked his support staff for clarification. My friend thought this was hilarious... I was more concerned that it seemed that neither of them still seemed sure of what the answer was!
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16 December 2009 @ 11:09 am
Part of a felt hanging I made for my Dad...
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Current Mood: distresseddistressed
18 November 2009 @ 11:04 pm
When granny saw me, her face lit up with surprise and pleasure... I was so thrown that I looked behind me, confusing her. It felt so good to be noticed, to be wanted.

It was so cold in the church that we could see the words we sang.

I didn't have anything to say to anyone.

Katherine gave me a proper hug and I didn't want to let go.

I couldn't eat anything today.
14 November 2009 @ 04:26 pm
Current Mood: mischievousmischievous
11 November 2009 @ 08:19 pm
I woke up on a bundle of wheat in a colourful jumble of stuff in a house in York. No-one else was awake and staring at my broken phone, I realised that I had no way of finding out the time. In the kitchen I picked up a potato and stared at it for several seconds... I was SURE it had been a kiwi fruit just seconds before I touched it. I chose not to add this to any of the 5 different varieties of Special K and instead contemplated the weird conjoined-twin bathtub through my hangover. It had a showerhead at each end, but only one plug hole.
Current Mood: draineddrained
Current Music: Oasis- Stop Crying Your Heart Out
02 November 2009 @ 10:05 pm
The little paintings in my previous entry? I put them in a little book and sent it with the most heartfelt letter I have ever written, to the girl I have loved all my life.

It never arrived.

This has somehow blacked out the fact that I almost resigned from my job today. I can't think about anything... I feel sick. I don't care about the doodles, obviously... but it has taken me years to find those words and now... I don't think I will be able to find them again.

I feel so utterly lost.
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24 October 2009 @ 07:09 pm
Current Mood: mischievousmischievous
12 October 2009 @ 07:37 pm
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I dreamt about the girl who lives at the hippy camp I so love. She smiled and coyly collected fallen apples in her white apron. Wisps of golden hair floated around her elfin ears and an autumn glow blushed her ruddy cheeks.

I killed the sly alligators in her cool green pond with a heavy glass toaster. Lightning flashed, the alligators sizzled and algae boiled over. Thick, oozing, bubbling. In the murky depths, the glass toaster became an aquarium.

When we fished it out, tiny water plants had made a miniature garden. We watched them dry to lichens and sundew, pearls of moisture still clinging to their fragile tips.

It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.

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